[...Why does he even bother.]

Like picking a... [The worst part is that that actually makes sense, but still. Parker.] Or, I dunno, maybe something normal?

But yeah. I'll adapt.

[He's good at adapting! Granted, this is more challenging than usual, but he'll work it out. Somehow.]

Not the first time I've been dropped in unknown territory.

[What? Look, the Pokemon world is definitely comparable to all his times stuck in foreign countries where people regularly shot at him, okay.]